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Saturday, 7 July 2007

A MAN WITH LITTLE DEFECATION!

He uses all his daily earned money for his food. He is a bachelor having 45 years old. The wonder is not that he eats up all his earned money but has little defecation! Yes, he doesn't defecate as a normal man. A little defecation once or twice in a month!

Thursday, 14 June 2007

TWO LADIES AND MANY ANIMALS


She is 80 years and her daughter is 45 years old.They live in a hut. Eight dogs,twelve goats,eleven cats, one cow and three hens live with them.All of them live in that two room hut.While grazing, the dogs guard and lead the goats along the valley.During the day time, the women go for work.The women put the food and drink for the animals inside the hut.They return after work late at night.All these time, the animals live in and around the hut and take their allotted food without any quarrel or fighting.The dogs,goats,cats,hens and the cow all live with love and help each other.The two poor ladies have no any close relatives.They live for these animals and the animals give a lot of love in return.

Tuesday, 29 May 2007

A FOOD MAN !

He was a normal man in size. But he used to eat the food of five persons. Really he was from a poor family. So it was very difficult for him to get the sufficient food. Some doctors and hotel owners agreed to give him enough food by knowing his conditions. He used to participate in eating competitions conducted locally and won the first prize at every time. At the time of competitions he even ate more foods than the normal quantity which was two or three times of the normal. At the age of about 55 years, he died of heart attack as a bachelor.By that time, he was totally a sick man of high cholestrol, sugar and pressure.

Tuesday, 22 May 2007

AN ELECTRIC MAN!

He got a job in Kerala electricity company because no electric current could shock him! He is a wonder that electricity flows through his body without any harm to him. He connects wire to his body and lights bulbs...fries omelet...and touch 11 K V line with bare hand. Now he is trying to touch higher voltages with bare hand.May god help him!

Thursday, 10 May 2007

A MAN WITH AN ANALYSER OF SOUNDS IN HIS BRAIN!

A man who lives in a remote village elsewhere in KERALA, has some wonderful instincts to analyse sounds of motor bikes or cars and identify the specific car or bike without seeing it.This is experienced by his friends and neighbours and wonder in his ability to analyse the sound very correctly. Once I was sitting near him and chatting something. Suddenly a sound of a vehicle heard from a distance. I thought it might be some mini lorry carrying sea foods. But he told me that it seemed the police jeep. Wonderfully it appeared none other than the police jeep.Oneday we were discussing about the mysteries of life. He was watching something or expecting something as we three friends were involved in the discussion on mysteries. Slowly his eyes frightened with fears and pointed towards north side. We eagerly looked towards north and expected something frightening.He spoke to us in a low voice that a bus running through this road was fast approaching and it had some trouble with its engine.For a few secconds we could not even hear the sound of anything. And we heard the sound of the bus and frightened in its speed. Suddenly it happened. The bus caught fire.Frightening cries every where.We jumped into rescue operation. Luckly none got major burn or injury.Still I wonder how did he sense the abnormality!

MY LAZY UNCLE WITH SHREWD AND SHARP BRAIN!


I call him my strong uncle because he is very strong and powerful. A big uncle with bulged muscles and iron body. He is unbeatable in chess and other mind boggling games. Brain teasers are his favourate items and like to indulge in imaginative world. At day time, he spends time simply sleeping. As night comes he becomes active and start smoking. A chain smoker ! Through my window, at night, I can see the little red glittering spot of smoking. He is unfortunately having any formal education. The other unfortunate thing about him is his undevoleped behaviour pattern. Some thing is wrong in his brought up! He does'nt know how to behave politely. He is married and has no child. Still at nights I see the moving glittering spot through my window in the opposite terrace.