Tuesday 29 May, 2007

A FOOD MAN !

He was a normal man in size. But he used to eat the food of five persons. Really he was from a poor family. So it was very difficult for him to get the sufficient food. Some doctors and hotel owners agreed to give him enough food by knowing his conditions. He used to participate in eating competitions conducted locally and won the first prize at every time. At the time of competitions he even ate more foods than the normal quantity which was two or three times of the normal. At the age of about 55 years, he died of heart attack as a bachelor.By that time, he was totally a sick man of high cholestrol, sugar and pressure.

Tuesday 22 May, 2007

AN ELECTRIC MAN!

He got a job in Kerala electricity company because no electric current could shock him! He is a wonder that electricity flows through his body without any harm to him. He connects wire to his body and lights bulbs...fries omelet...and touch 11 K V line with bare hand. Now he is trying to touch higher voltages with bare hand.May god help him!

Thursday 10 May, 2007

A MAN WITH AN ANALYSER OF SOUNDS IN HIS BRAIN!

A man who lives in a remote village elsewhere in KERALA, has some wonderful instincts to analyse sounds of motor bikes or cars and identify the specific car or bike without seeing it.This is experienced by his friends and neighbours and wonder in his ability to analyse the sound very correctly. Once I was sitting near him and chatting something. Suddenly a sound of a vehicle heard from a distance. I thought it might be some mini lorry carrying sea foods. But he told me that it seemed the police jeep. Wonderfully it appeared none other than the police jeep.Oneday we were discussing about the mysteries of life. He was watching something or expecting something as we three friends were involved in the discussion on mysteries. Slowly his eyes frightened with fears and pointed towards north side. We eagerly looked towards north and expected something frightening.He spoke to us in a low voice that a bus running through this road was fast approaching and it had some trouble with its engine.For a few secconds we could not even hear the sound of anything. And we heard the sound of the bus and frightened in its speed. Suddenly it happened. The bus caught fire.Frightening cries every where.We jumped into rescue operation. Luckly none got major burn or injury.Still I wonder how did he sense the abnormality!

MY LAZY UNCLE WITH SHREWD AND SHARP BRAIN!


I call him my strong uncle because he is very strong and powerful. A big uncle with bulged muscles and iron body. He is unbeatable in chess and other mind boggling games. Brain teasers are his favourate items and like to indulge in imaginative world. At day time, he spends time simply sleeping. As night comes he becomes active and start smoking. A chain smoker ! Through my window, at night, I can see the little red glittering spot of smoking. He is unfortunately having any formal education. The other unfortunate thing about him is his undevoleped behaviour pattern. Some thing is wrong in his brought up! He does'nt know how to behave politely. He is married and has no child. Still at nights I see the moving glittering spot through my window in the opposite terrace.

Tuesday 8 May, 2007

A WONDERFUL LOVESTORY

He is only forty years old. His lover is sixty five years old. He is my neighbour. She is a widow, having three sons of ages 45, 43 and 42. The three sons made threats to the lover of their mother. But the lover stayed strong on his decision and married the 65 year old lady in a register office. Now they are living happily in a small house built by the male lover.Oneday I saw them walking along the banks of backwaters. Her face was shinig with a new light and he was seemed to me as a romantic hero of late 6o's malayalam film.The three sons now separated from the mother and continuously making threats to them.Why do they threat? The reason is simple.The sons fear that the assets of their mother will be possessed by the new husband.